Goat Simulator - Updates (Actualizable)












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  Goat Simulator - Updates (Actualizable)






Goat Simulator es lo último en la tecnología de simulación de cabras. Ya no tienes que fantasear acerca de ser una cabra, tus sueños se han hecho realidad por fin! 


Descargo de responsabilidadGoat Simulator es un juego completamente estúpido y, para ser honesto.., probablemente debería gastar su dinero en otra cosa, como un aro de hula hula, una pila de ladrillos, o tal vez juntar plata con sus amigos y comprar una cabra verdadera.


Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history. 

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. 

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

You can be a goat 
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat 
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more! 
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it 
In-game physics that spazz out all the time 
Seriously look at that goat's neck 
You can be a goat



Minimos: 

OS: Windows XP (SP3), Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8 
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 1.6GHz or better 
Memory: 2 GB RAM 
Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible 
DirectX: Version 9.0c 
Hard Drive: 2 GB available space 
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

Recomendados: 

OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8 
Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz + 
Memory: 2 GB RAM 
Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better 
DirectX: Version 9.0c 
Hard Drive: 2 GB available space 
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit













Goat Simulator v1.0.27849




488 MB

 


                       










Goat Simulator v1.0.27849 Minor hotfix 29/03/2014

Changelog:

- Added minor update corrects some bugs and crash the game.



11.1 MB

 








Goat Simulator Update v1.0.28026 02/04/2014

Changelog de ésta versión:

- Added more goats.
- Added more goatiness to the map.
- Added and fixed achievements.
- Increased the simulation realism by 25%.
- Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.
- NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life. 
- Added and removed profanity filter.
- Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.
- Probably added some bugs.
- Probably broke some workshop items.
- Sheep are not goats.
- Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.



605.8 MB

 












Goat Simulator Update v1.0.28141 09/04/2014

Changelog de ésta versión:

Fixed some broken stuff on the workshop.
Mods that crashed have to be recooked to work in 32-bit.
Fixed the Flappy Goat hitbox
Reduced Simulation Realism by 10%. ???? got too real.
Added Profanity filter. We didn?t expect so many Kids to play it ;D
The profanity filter is off by default.
Optimized a bit more and added some optimization options.
Recook the mods that crashed and they will to work in 32-bit!
Reverted the Flappy Goat hitbox to its previous state.
Fixed the mana regeneration issue with Arcane specced Spellblades



582.6 MB

 












Goat Simulator Update v1.1.28847 (Acumulativo) 04/06/2014

Changelog de ésta versión:

Patch v1.1 notes:

Added local splitscreen multiplayer
Added a new map, try it out in the ?custom game? section 
The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
Humans consequently learned to speak. You?ll wish they hadn?t.
Added more goats
Isn?t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056
Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don?t sue.
Added more powers
Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
Poured several buckets full of Optimization? into the game
Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
Added tons of achievements
You can now run along walls
You can now run up walls
Stand by for Goatfall
Changed batteries in our fire alarm
The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
Enjoyed flappy goat
You can now buy hats for money
This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
Added VR support
Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
Just kidding.
Removed VR support
Ultra-realistic water simulation
Fire alarm still beeping
You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
Updated patch notes.
Added a lot of new sound effects.
Mary had a little ? GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
There is a new game inside of the game, it?s called SteamWorld Goat.
Honored Notch
Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn?t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
New patch?
Patch released today does anyone know what it does
Where are the patch notes
Fire alarm still beeping
Why is the patch so big?
Lazy devs.
If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
I don?t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
Plz come back
Actually optimized the game a bit
What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
I hate water
Played a whole lot of Wildstar
Volvo pls fix ___.
Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
Added Uncle Goat, I?m sorry about my Goat.
Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
Killed PC gaming
How long will the patch notes be?
Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
Increased Storm Spirit?s Static Remnant AoE by 15.
Ride a bike with a human on your back.
You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!



1.04 GB

 


































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39 Comentarios Goat Simulator - Updates (Actualizable)
WTF!? simulador de lobos, de osos y ahora de cabra O.o
Cita paxulete: Mostrar

Jjajajaja me muero de la risa con este juego @paxulete, los creadores estaban fumados
Cita javiersss: Mostrar
epico es re groso el juego  
no instala se me congela
Esta re mal optimizado , sin hablar de los bug

y digo sin hablar ya que eso es lo gracioso del juego


pero lo jugas un rato y te aburris .. pense que seria mas divertido pero nah  

igual esta bueno .. lo unico inolvidable de este juego es la musica que tiene cuando haces score

sacando de lado lo demas +10 por la subida
tengo 3 palabras "pinche juego loco"  
Cita VICK777: Mostrar

jajajaja si, es divertido y adictivo


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Que raro @carlos750s , me funcion?
Buenisimo loco. Bajanding...
+5  
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@psycko  


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Muchas gracias @davidrojas  
Ahora si lo hemos visto todo en el mundo de los videojuegos jajaja, lo voy a probar. Gracias por el aporte!  
descargando +10 de ante mano!

Una pregunta tenes algun juego estilo " fireboy and watergirl " ?
lo anduve buscando gracias xD
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Jjajajajaja de nada @buskapina es de locos, no se que m?
Agregado Goat Simulator v1.0.27849 Minor hotfix 29/03/2014
SALUDOS MEN NO ME ABRE EL JUEGO LE FALTARA ALG?
Cita ELRUSIUZ1: Mostrar
@Quehacesti me faltan unos dll cada ves que instalo uno me pide otro y asi
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Decime los dll que te pide por favor @ELRUSIUZ1
Gracias, se agradece. Lo estaba esperando.  
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De nada @Zulux91   muchas gracias a vos
El juego mas lisergico que vi en mi vida. Gracias
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Jjajajaja de nada @Anarkee  
Agregado Goat Simulator Update v1.0.28026 02/04/2014
Me da error 0xc0000142 con la version 1.0.28026...
Cita Envidom: Mostrar

Como est?
@Quehacesti Me descargue de un torrent y me va perfecto
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Es que por ahi es una versi?
Agregado Goat Simulator Update v1.0.28141 09/04/2014
muchas gracias fiera! no puedo creer que sea un simulador de cabras y mi note no pueda correrlo a una velocidad aceptable... creo que es hora de cambiarla...
Cita matimatrix: Mostrar

Muchas gracias a vos @matimatrix , lamento haber entrado tan tarde, hacia mucho que no salia un update para este juego.




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Agregado Goat Simulator Update v1.1.28847 (Acumulativo) 04/06/2014
una pregunta: tengo que instalar todo? o basta con el archivo final?
PD: no tengo el juego
Cita muerte_x: Mostrar

Como est?
Esta bueno el juego, lo que no me gusta es que siempre andas por el mismo recorrido. Tendr?
men instale todo pero no me aparece el mapa nuevo o no esta en esta actualizaci?
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